Wednesday, February 13, 2013

No one should be *that* happy at work...

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Yo, Prankstahs. Waaaz up?

We all have a coworker or two that is absurdly happy with their job. They always come in to the office with an annoying smile, a gag-inducing upbeat attitude, and a fake love for their work and their customers that the bosses somehow can't see through even though it's obvious to you and all of the real people with whom you work. To this coworker, no matter the obstacle at work, everything is just dandy.

But it's okay. I know that you don't really want to be working with this guy. Those of us that live on planet Earth are very aware that work is hard, that it can be frustrating, and that walking in with a smile and an attitude of "it's okay all the time" is impractical, cheesy, and fake. That's why we're going to turn your seemingly "perfect" coworker from this:




Into THIS:

How, you ask? Why, it's quite simple. Technology has made annoying people a much simpler task than it used to be. ThinkGeek.com has a brilliant product. See here:

It's a simple little thing, and it doesn't look like it could do much damage, but it works.

Just hide this little gizmo somewhere near or in your colleague's workplace. In can be under a phone, on the side of a desk, on the bottom of a trash can, behind a picture in his cubicle...anywhere you think he won't look. Every couple of minutes, the Annoy-A-Tron will let out a little *beep* that will soon drive your coworker absolutely nuts. His smug smile will disappear, his fake demeanor will vanish, and you, dear prankster, will finally rise up as the victor in your workplace. Your coworkers will hail you as a hero once you have driven this hated coworker insane.

If you don't want to order an Annoy-A-Tron, there are still plenty of ways to create havoc in your coworkers space. The basic idea remains the same---create a noise that will periodically go off that will drive your coworker insane. You could try something like the Alarm Clock From Hell post in the office, or buy a small cheap recording device from electronic stores, record a noise and leave the sound in your unsuspecting but very deserving coworker's space. You could record your voice saying "hello" in a creepy sultry voice and have that play periodically. That way you can drive your coworker nuts and make him paranoid. The possibilities are endless.

Go forth and prank.

~Jilliard



Monday, February 4, 2013

Miss Hilly's Special Pie

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Greetings, Pranksters.

Have you ever seen The Help? If not, go watch it. Fo' reals. But in any case, there's a snippet of pranking brilliance in that movie.

See here:


And that's about it. Disgusting? Absolutely. Worth it if you hate someone? You bet.

Good luck, my pranksters.

~Jilliard