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Greetings, Earthlings. We do not come in peace. We're about to prank-war it up.
I don't know how y'all are in your various places of living, but I am surrounded by pranksters and prank war artists. Recently I have been sitting back, relaxing and laughing at all of the shenanigans going on. I think it's worth sharing, hence this post and some of the other posts that will be published within the next while.
This idea is simple, it won't get anyone sick or arrested (though if you would like to get someone arrested, click here), and it will help YOU in the process.
What you need:
1. An enemy
2. Creativity
3. A ransom note
If you're anything like me, finding an enemy shouldn't be too difficult. As it is, with this prank I would suggest that your "enemy" be someone with whom you actually get along fairly well, simply because this prank is more playful than harmful. Save your REAL enemies for pranks like this.
Alrighty. Once you've selected your target, find something you want to take from them. My friends stole all of their enemy's left shoes (from what I understand, for a dude he actually had an impressive shoe collection). But be sure you leave something in place of the shoes. This is where the ransom note comes in.
This is your chance to be creative. What do you want your enemy to do for you? Buy you pizza? Make out with your roommate? Hire an assassin? Separate the marshmallows from the icky stale anchors in a box of Lucky Charms? Serenade someone in public? You decide and put it on the ransom note. For every task they complete, they will receive one left shoe. And believe you me, they will want their left shoes back.
The plan is simple, but very effective. Go forth. Steal. Conquer!
~Jilliard
