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Oh, hey guys! It's been a while, and I'm sorry about the wait. Sometimes, life just happens and you can't worry too much about how to be mean to others.
Fortunately for all of you, and not-so-fortunate for your enemies, I once again have taken time to give you an idea. This idea is mostly geared toward male enemies, although women will find it gross as well. Ready? Here we go.
Mr. Mackey, from South Park, said, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
I think this can pretty much sum up the attitude of most men. Any time something comes up about tampons, pads, or something bloody in the nether regions, men cringe.
Hence this prank idea. Here are the steps for Operation Cringe:
1. Identify your enemy.
2. Find your enemy's window.
3. Wait until it's dark and you won't be caught.
4. Go buy some cheap tampons, string, and tomato sauce/paste.
5. Open the tampons and apply the tomato sauce as desired.
6. Tie the tampons to the string, like Christmas tree lights (yes, I just said Christmas. If you're offended, too bad. Deal with it.)
7. Sneak to the previously identified enemy's window.
8. Decorate the string of tampons on/above/around the window as desired.
9. Slather remaining tomato sauce/paste onto the rest of the window.
10. Listen for screams of horror to come in the morning, and smile at a job well done.
It's brilliant, and disgusting. Hehehe. Not only will it cause your enemy to gag; it will also give them something gross to clean up! Talk about killing two pigs with one bird...or, uh, killing two birds with one stone.
Good luck to you, fellow pranksters. It'll be epic.
-Jilliard
The image used in this post is from lifeinthefastlane.ca
