Want to get back at someone for being awful? This is the blog for you. Watch for the ratings (N: Not Serious; I: Irritating; P: Your enemies will be so Pissed; X: eXceptionally nasty) for your revenge needs. If you have any revenge suggestions, please send them to thedestructors4@gmail.com.
Best of luck to you!
Sincerely,
The Destructors
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Hello, fellow pranksters!
Today is April 1, also known as Fred and George Weasley's birthday and April Fools Day. As much as I love Harry Potter, we'll be focusing on the latter part of that statement.
Jokes and pranks are a lot of fun, and due to the awesomeness of today I will be providing you will some harmless pranks that you can do to your friends within the vicinity of their own home.
Not possible, you think?
Ah, but it is possible!
Here are some awesomely fun but simple pranks for you to try:
Put chicken or beef bouillon cubes in the shower head. They'll smell weird for days.
Put lots and lots of glitter in your friends' shower gel and shampoo. When they go out in the sunlight people will think that Edward Cullen just appeared.
Pour a bit of food coloring/dye on their toothbrush. Their teeth will turn that color.
Replace the good-smelly spray with a disguised air horn. Then wait.
Rearrange their kitchen, and maybe take something for ransom.
Leave ketchup-ed pads or tampons about, just to gross 'em out.
The possibilities are truly endless. Be sure to scour the rest of this blog for more excellent ideas.
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Greetings, Earthlings. We do not come in peace. We're about to prank-war it up.
I don't know how y'all are in your various places of living, but I am surrounded by pranksters and prank war artists. Recently I have been sitting back, relaxing and laughing at all of the shenanigans going on. I think it's worth sharing, hence this post and some of the other posts that will be published within the next while.
This idea is simple, it won't get anyone sick or arrested (though if you would like to get someone arrested, click here), and it will help YOU in the process.
What you need:
1. An enemy
2. Creativity
3. A ransom note
If you're anything like me, finding an enemy shouldn't be too difficult. As it is, with this prank I would suggest that your "enemy" be someone with whom you actually get along fairly well, simply because this prank is more playful than harmful. Save your REAL enemies for pranks like this.
Alrighty. Once you've selected your target, find something you want to take from them. My friends stole all of their enemy's left shoes (from what I understand, for a dude he actually had an impressive shoe collection). But be sure you leave something in place of the shoes. This is where the ransom note comes in.
This is your chance to be creative. What do you want your enemy to do for you? Buy you pizza? Make out with your roommate? Hire an assassin? Separate the marshmallows from the icky stale anchors in a box of Lucky Charms? Serenade someone in public? You decide and put it on the ransom note. For every task they complete, they will receive one left shoe. And believe you me, they will want their left shoes back.
The plan is simple, but very effective. Go forth. Steal. Conquer!
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Yo, Prankstahs. Waaaz up?
We all have a coworker or two that is absurdly happy with their job. They always come in to the office with an annoying smile, a gag-inducing upbeat attitude, and a fake love for their work and their customers that the bosses somehow can't see through even though it's obvious to you and all of the real people with whom you work. To this coworker, no matter the obstacle at work, everything is just dandy.
But it's okay. I know that you don't really want to be working with
this guy. Those of us that live on planet Earth are very aware that work
is hard, that it can be frustrating, and that walking in with a smile
and an attitude of "it's okay all the time" is impractical, cheesy, and
fake. That's why we're going to turn your seemingly "perfect" coworker from this:
Into THIS:
How, you ask? Why, it's quite simple. Technology has made annoying people a much simpler task than it used to be. ThinkGeek.com has a brilliant product. See here:
It's a simple little thing, and it doesn't look like it could do much damage, but it works.
Just hide this little gizmo somewhere near or in your colleague's workplace. In can be under a phone, on the side of a desk, on the bottom of a trash can, behind a picture in his cubicle...anywhere you think he won't look. Every couple of minutes, the Annoy-A-Tron will let out a little *beep* that will soon drive your coworker absolutely nuts. His smug smile will disappear, his fake demeanor will vanish, and you, dear prankster, will finally rise up as the victor in your workplace. Your coworkers will hail you as a hero once you have driven this hated coworker insane.
If you don't want to order an Annoy-A-Tron, there are still plenty of ways to create havoc in your coworkers space. The basic idea remains the same---create a noise that will periodically go off that will drive your coworker insane. You could try something like the Alarm Clock From Hell post in the office, or buy a small cheap recording device from electronic stores, record a noise and leave the sound in your unsuspecting but very deserving coworker's space. You could record your voice saying "hello" in a creepy sultry voice and have that play periodically. That way you can drive your coworker nuts and make him paranoid. The possibilities are endless.
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Greetings, Pranksters.
Have you ever seen The Help? If not, go watch it. Fo' reals. But in any case, there's a snippet of pranking brilliance in that movie.
See here:
And that's about it. Disgusting? Absolutely. Worth it if you hate someone? You bet.
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Greetings, prankster prodigies.
It has been quite some time since my last post. I'm afraid I have been busy pranking people and wreaking havoc. It's okay though---I'm back now and I have loads of ideas for you.
This idea is fairly simple, it won't get anyone arrested (unlike the marijuana post), it won't make anyone sick (see this post if that's your goal, though) and it can be done in good fun.
I attend a university in Utah. Sometimes, professors show things that are really boring. In any class you've ever been in, there's been at least one time where you've prayed that something entertaining would happen, right?
For example, it would be entertaining to have someone rush out of the room pretending to be Batman:
They could open their shirt, whip out their cape and sing their own theme music. It would be WONDERFUL. I do recommend that. However, that isn't very prank-like at all, now is it?
It's called the "Ninja Remote Stealth Television Gadget and IR Jammer."
Allow me to elaborate on the possibilities.
You're sitting in class. Someone walks in that you find intensely attractive. You try your best to pay attention to the lecture but it's incredibly boring and you notice that the person you want to impress and eventually end up married to is also bored out of their mind. Everyone is just waiting for the class to END, but unfortunately you're only two minutes in.
Then you remember that you've been secretly trained as a ninja.
BAM!
You whip out your Ninja Remote and very sneakily change what the professor is doing. The power point slide freezes, the teacher is cursing, and you are getting your online dating profile up to show that person you can't stop thinking about. Just kidding... I don't actually recommend pulling up an online dating profile. That'll prove that you're the one messing with the class, and that's super desperate of you, man. Chill.
But think about it--you could pull up anything. Maybe a funny YouTube video, like this:
Or something embarrassing about your professor, like public court records. Or pull up humorous photos or slightly inappropriate eCards, or maybe just start an episode of The Big Bang Theory (I recommend Season 6, episode 10...it's one of my favorites).
Just be sure to be sneaky about it, at least so the professor or those annoying "good students" that hate fun won't know.
You never know, being awesome in class might get you hooked up. ;)
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Oh, hey guys! It's been a while, and I'm sorry about the wait. Sometimes, life just happens and you can't worry too much about how to be mean to others.
Fortunately for all of you, and not-so-fortunate for your enemies, I once again have taken time to give you an idea. This idea is mostly geared toward male enemies, although women will find it gross as well. Ready? Here we go.
Mr. Mackey, from South Park, said, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
I think this can pretty much sum up the attitude of most men. Any time something comes up about tampons, pads, or something bloody in the nether regions, men cringe.
Hence this prank idea. Here are the steps for Operation Cringe:
1. Identify your enemy.
2. Find your enemy's window.
3. Wait until it's dark and you won't be caught.
4. Go buy some cheap tampons, string, and tomato sauce/paste.
5. Open the tampons and apply the tomato sauce as desired.
6. Tie the tampons to the string, like Christmas tree lights (yes, I just said Christmas. If you're offended, too bad. Deal with it.)
7. Sneak to the previously identified enemy's window.
8. Decorate the string of tampons on/above/around the window as desired.
9. Slather remaining tomato sauce/paste onto the rest of the window.
10. Listen for screams of horror to come in the morning, and smile at a job well done.
It's brilliant, and disgusting. Hehehe. Not only will it cause your enemy to gag; it will also give them something gross to clean up! Talk about killing two pigs with one bird...or, uh, killing two birds with one stone.
Good luck to you, fellow pranksters. It'll be epic.
-Jilliard
The image used in this post is from lifeinthefastlane.ca
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Why, hello there frustrated persons of the world.
Do you know someone who is incredibly nerdy and overwhelmingly obnoxious about it? Someone who will save their comic books before you in the case of a fire or other disaster?
Yeah. Me too.
Now, don't get me wrong; I like nerds. Overall, I'm a nerd, too. But in a life-or-death situation, I'll save most human beings before a mint action figure.
Okay, probably all human beings. Probably.
Ahem.
The point is, those excessively nerdy people need to be taught a lesson sometimes, right?
Right. :)
So, this idea is from the first season of "Big Bang Theory":
Penny: Okay, here's the deal: you either help me throw Leonard a birthday party, or so help me God I will go into your bedroom and un-bag all your most valuable, mint condition comic books and on one of them, you won't know which, I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink.
Sheldon: You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint.
Penny: Sheldon, do you understand the concept of blackmail?
Sheldon: Of course I---oh.
Oh, Big Bang Theory. :) :) :)
Anyway.
I think you get the basic idea. Destroy or somehow harm the nerd's valuable, nerdy items. It will be great....for you. Keep in mind that a lot of these things probably *are* very valuable, so be sure you're ready to deal with possible repercussions when you draw on mint comic books, destroy action figures, break nerdy DVDs/BluRays, decimate classic movie props, vandalize old movie posters, cancel their subscriptions to certain "smart" magazines, draw mustaches on their superhero shirts, or do anything else you might cleverly come up with.
Also, please keep in mind that most nerds are smart. They could potentially get you back in a way that will suck A LOT for you.
Don't let the possibility of retribution force you to leave the hellish nerd prankless. Just think of it this way: if their comic books (or whatever) are no longer valuable, they'll save you instead of their toys. Assuming they're not still angry at you, of course.
