Ninja Class

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Greetings, prankster prodigies.

It has been quite some time since my last post. I'm afraid I have been busy pranking people and wreaking havoc. It's okay though---I'm back now and I have loads of ideas for you.

This idea is fairly simple, it won't get anyone arrested (unlike the marijuana post), it won't make anyone sick (see this post if that's your goal, though) and it can be done in good fun.

I attend a university in Utah. Sometimes, professors show things that are really boring. In any class you've ever been in, there's been at least one time where you've prayed that something entertaining would happen, right?

For example, it would be entertaining to have someone rush out of the room pretending to be Batman:

They could open their shirt, whip out their cape and sing their own theme music. It would be WONDERFUL. I do recommend that. However, that isn't very prank-like at all, now is it?

Behold this beautiful item:

It's called the "Ninja Remote Stealth Television Gadget and IR Jammer."

Allow me to elaborate on the possibilities.

You're sitting in class. Someone walks in that you find intensely attractive. You try your best to pay attention to the lecture but it's incredibly boring and you notice that the person you want to impress and eventually end up married to is also bored out of their mind. Everyone is just waiting for the class to END, but unfortunately you're only two minutes in.

Then you remember that you've been secretly trained as a ninja.

BAM!

You whip out your Ninja Remote and very sneakily change what the professor is doing. The power point slide freezes, the teacher is cursing, and you are getting your online dating profile up to show that person you can't stop thinking about. Just kidding... I don't actually recommend pulling up an online dating profile. That'll prove that you're the one messing with the class, and that's super desperate of you, man. Chill.

But think about it--you could pull up anything. Maybe a funny YouTube video, like this:

Or something embarrassing about your professor, like public court records. Or pull up humorous photos or slightly inappropriate eCards, or maybe just start an episode of The Big Bang Theory (I recommend Season 6, episode 10...it's one of my favorites).

Just be sure to be sneaky about it, at least so the professor or those annoying "good students" that hate fun won't know.

You never know, being awesome in class might get you hooked up. ;)

I think it'd be great.

Go forth and prank!

~Jilliard