Well, I didn't *know* you'd be arrested...

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Greetings, fellow miscreants.

Everyone knows someone who thinks they're better than everyone else. I could go on and on about how these people drive everyone absolutely insane, but I'll just sum up:

THESE. PEOPLE. SUCK.

Since these morons are obsessed with upholding their image so they can retain the illusion that they are better than everyone else, why not thoroughly decimate their reputation? Make their "holier than thou" delusions crash and burn.

Burn is the key word, there.

Behold, the marijuana leaf. * Yes, my friends. Having this will get you arrested in a hurry. But the point isn't to get YOU arrested, is it? No. It's to get a certain stuck-up person you hate in a lot of trouble (like, I dunno...having police show up and haul them to jail?) and destroying their egotistical, idiotic view of themselves.

If this despised person has a garden, maybe you should just slip some "happy plants" in there one day, and then call the police and give an anonymous tip, complaining about an interesting smell coming from such and such a house...

Or you could just be all sneaky, and strategically place things around their home. You could just drop by to sing the praises of this "awesome" person, and while they're being all flattered, put things all around that will destroy them! Muahaha. Call the police from a pay phone and give an anonymous tip, and there you have it.

Seriously. Few things can destroy a person's reputation more than being arrested and publicly humiliated. It'd be awesome.

Now, I do have to say that this could backfire and get you in some really BIG trouble. So make sure you really hate this person before you do this to them.

Now go my prankster prodigies. Good luck, and don't get arrested!!!

-Jilliard

*HUGE DISCLAIMER: I do not in ANY way endorse growing, smoking, distributing, or really having anything at all to do with this (or any) illegal substance. I'm simply presenting an idea about something awful to do to someone you despise. That is all.

The photo from this post is from howthingswork.com